of the tricks that the Mother of All Darkness could do, and some of the old vampire council could do.â
âHe tell you, or you experience it?â
âSheâs visited us once. She caused fear in Damian and it spread to me and Nathaniel. It was pretty awful. I think that if Richard and Jean-Claude hadnât been able to lend a metaphysical hand, she could literally have killed us with fear.â
I heard the sheets move again. I was betting he was sitting up against the headboard. âYou mean scared to death, literally?â
âYes.â
âI know youâve met other vampires that could cause fear like that.â
âNight hags, yeah, but they were amateurs compared to She-Who-Made-Him.â
âYou really donât want to say her name out loud.â
âNo, I really donât.â
âShe spooked you.â
âLetâs just say that I donât want a revisit.â
âYou donât spook that easy,â he said.
âNot normally, no.â
âWhy didnât the Irish know they had vampires?â he asked.
âDamian said that they kept their numbers small, a dozen at the most and usually fewer. They took a little blood here and there, and when they did kill it was easy to blame it on war, wild animals, just the violence of the day. He said there was usually some battle or something to blame disappearances on.â
âThat makes sense.â
âHe also said that the jail nearby didnât care if people died a little early as long as they werenât the ones who paid the jailer for better treatment.â
âA thousand years ago jails and hospitals would have been perfect for a vampire to feed from, and heâs right: no one would have given a second thought to a few more deaths.â
âMost of the vampires Iâve known well wouldnât feed in jail or hospitals. It wasnât elegant enough victims, I guess. I know the vampire council didnât feed like that.â
âThey were aristocrats, Anita. They could prey on peasants and no one would question it, or no one that mattered. There were enough human nobles who used the common people like their personal hunting ground and no one questioned them either.â
âThe only two nobles I know that were ever brought up on charges were Elizabeth Báthory and Gilles de Rais, but at least Báthory was caught because she had the bad taste to use a minor nobleâs daughter as a victim. Only de Rais was actually put on trial without a noble victim.â
âI always thought one of them must have had a vampire involved somewhere.â
âThe vampire community actually thinks that Gilles de Rais sold his soul to the devil after his friend Joan of Arc was burned alive. It sort of damaged his faith in Godâs goodness.â
âI could see that,â Edward said.
âYou and I both know that even if the devil wanted his soul, the urges that made him a murdering pedophile had to be there all along.â
âYes, but he used his faith in God to not act on them. It was the theory that the Church used for centuries that you could pray yourself out of pedophilic urges, so become a priest.â
âYeah, ask the victims of pedophile priests and nuns how thatâs worked out.â
âI didnât say I agreed with it.â
âSorry. Raised Catholic, so itâs a sore point with me.â
âSometimes I forget that about you.â
âWhat?â
âThat once you were a good little Catholic schoolgirl.â
âI actually didnât go to Catholic school.â
âReally, so no little plaid skirt outfit?â
âNo. Sorry to disappoint you.â
âSchoolgirl really isnât my thing.â
âSomehow I didnât think it would be.â
I could almost hear the smile on the other end of the phone as he said, âI donât think either of us spends a lot of time wondering what each
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