Brad.”
You can discern her fake smile—she is eaten up with jealousy!
Meanwhile, she is frantically wondering if she can find your college roommate’s number on her cell phone, who is today one of her trusted therapists. You can hear it now, “Hilda? I’m here with our Mouse and she’s delusional. I think she needs your evaluation.”
Satisfied with the impact of your sexual analogy, you go on. “And He is sooooo funny. I turn off Jimmy Kimmel just to listen to his diatribes.”
Your friend shares a weak giggle, not giving up on scheduling your upcoming $200 per hour visit with Dr. Help. Like the song says, she thinks you’ve been lonely too long!
“And smart,” you continue. “This guy could upstage Bill Gates. He could have founded Microsoft, but it was not his cup of tea. Instead, He perfected his pecs and challenged Andrew Agassi at the Four Seasons bar.
At this, you say with a lovesick sigh, “I can’t wait to see him in his tennis whites!”
You can hear it now, “Hilda? I’m here with our Mouse and she’s delusional.”
Your girlfriend’s suspicion is growing and she’s thinking, I doubt I’ll want anything to do with the loser . That does it. With a disgusted huff, she slips off to the bathroom, ready to speed dial emergency services and report a lovesick sex kitten on the loose.
Your girlfriend’s suspicion is growing and she’s thinking, I doubt I’ll want anything to do with the loser .
You clench your handbag and get ready to leave upon her return. You can discern her fake smile—she is eaten up with jealousy! She will be the last one to meet my Man , you tell yourself on the way home. He must be firmly in your loving arms before she attempts to pull him into her overly enhanced bazookas. No one will come between you and Sir Galahad!
S tatistics never lie. Money is likely one of the reasons you are now positioned to assume the Last Wife’s place. Doesn’t the Bible tell us, “The love of money is the root of all evil”? You are about to find out! During your necking sessions with your new Rock, your Savior, and the Man of your Dreams (who was the man of Her dreams, and maybe a few before Her) He vows to you, and you to Him, “Money will never be an issue for us!”
When you exchange these words, be aware of your body at that point. The tightness in your jaw is not because of the TMJ you developed during your last life as a Last Wife (or potential Last Wife). That locked jaw is your brain telling you that you only wish it were so! This could be where you fall for your first big lie. Rest assured, Dreamboat is not oblivious to the almighty dollar! Whether you assumed your Last Wife position by death or divorce, you can be certain that money will be an issue.
Unless you discovered your Saint locked in a Tibetan monastery, you can bet He has money issues. If there’s a lot of money to fret over, rest assured his concerns are not his alone. Whether He has secretly stashed stacks of greenbacks in a posh Switzerland account, or the non-descript vehicle circling his street turns out to be the private investigator employed by the last, Last Wife trying to nail him for past-due child support for his Precious Ones, He has money issues!
Whether or not you accept it, money has a lot to do with how you are treated as the Last Wife.
If you and your Honey are at a five-star dinner with the CEO of a New York City bank, you can bet these two discussed his millions earlier in the day. The greedy banker made his point, “How can we make sure it rots in my vault never to be touched by her manicured fingers? After all, money is meant to be inherited by your Precious Ones.”
Your Scrooge realized, “He’s right! This must not include any Tiny Tim not conceived through my loins. I’ve been successful in my own right as a man, and my Precious Ones stand to inherit!”
“After all, money is meant to be inherited by your Precious Ones.”
Whether or not you accept it, money has a lot to
You can discern her fake smile—she is eaten up with jealousy!
Meanwhile, she is frantically wondering if she can find your college roommate’s number on her cell phone, who is today one of her trusted therapists. You can hear it now, “Hilda? I’m here with our Mouse and she’s delusional. I think she needs your evaluation.”
Satisfied with the impact of your sexual analogy, you go on. “And He is sooooo funny. I turn off Jimmy Kimmel just to listen to his diatribes.”
Your friend shares a weak giggle, not giving up on scheduling your upcoming $200 per hour visit with Dr. Help. Like the song says, she thinks you’ve been lonely too long!
“And smart,” you continue. “This guy could upstage Bill Gates. He could have founded Microsoft, but it was not his cup of tea. Instead, He perfected his pecs and challenged Andrew Agassi at the Four Seasons bar.
At this, you say with a lovesick sigh, “I can’t wait to see him in his tennis whites!”
You can hear it now, “Hilda? I’m here with our Mouse and she’s delusional.”
Your girlfriend’s suspicion is growing and she’s thinking, I doubt I’ll want anything to do with the loser . That does it. With a disgusted huff, she slips off to the bathroom, ready to speed dial emergency services and report a lovesick sex kitten on the loose.
Your girlfriend’s suspicion is growing and she’s thinking, I doubt I’ll want anything to do with the loser .
You clench your handbag and get ready to leave upon her return. You can discern her fake smile—she is eaten up with jealousy! She will be the last one to meet my Man , you tell yourself on the way home. He must be firmly in your loving arms before she attempts to pull him into her overly enhanced bazookas. No one will come between you and Sir Galahad!
S tatistics never lie. Money is likely one of the reasons you are now positioned to assume the Last Wife’s place. Doesn’t the Bible tell us, “The love of money is the root of all evil”? You are about to find out! During your necking sessions with your new Rock, your Savior, and the Man of your Dreams (who was the man of Her dreams, and maybe a few before Her) He vows to you, and you to Him, “Money will never be an issue for us!”
When you exchange these words, be aware of your body at that point. The tightness in your jaw is not because of the TMJ you developed during your last life as a Last Wife (or potential Last Wife). That locked jaw is your brain telling you that you only wish it were so! This could be where you fall for your first big lie. Rest assured, Dreamboat is not oblivious to the almighty dollar! Whether you assumed your Last Wife position by death or divorce, you can be certain that money will be an issue.
Unless you discovered your Saint locked in a Tibetan monastery, you can bet He has money issues. If there’s a lot of money to fret over, rest assured his concerns are not his alone. Whether He has secretly stashed stacks of greenbacks in a posh Switzerland account, or the non-descript vehicle circling his street turns out to be the private investigator employed by the last, Last Wife trying to nail him for past-due child support for his Precious Ones, He has money issues!
Whether or not you accept it, money has a lot to do with how you are treated as the Last Wife.
If you and your Honey are at a five-star dinner with the CEO of a New York City bank, you can bet these two discussed his millions earlier in the day. The greedy banker made his point, “How can we make sure it rots in my vault never to be touched by her manicured fingers? After all, money is meant to be inherited by your Precious Ones.”
Your Scrooge realized, “He’s right! This must not include any Tiny Tim not conceived through my loins. I’ve been successful in my own right as a man, and my Precious Ones stand to inherit!”
“After all, money is meant to be inherited by your Precious Ones.”
Whether or not you accept it, money has a lot to
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