there to answer the phone, and I could tell it was killinâ her to have to ask me for somethinâ, but she just had to have two pies. Said she would come by after work to pick âem up. I gave her a hard time. Said I didnât know we would have what she wanted, Molly beinâ off with Hector an all. And they was in the refrigerator case all the time, one chocolate and one banana creme. Man, I bet she hated me.â
Deep laughed with satisfaction as if that were one of her goals in life.
âAnd sure enough, come seven-fifteen here comes the skinny bitch for her goodies. I gave her even more grief, saying maybe Stevie had sold them when I wasnât looking, but she had caught on by then. Bitch threw a twenty in my face, grabbed her stupid pies, and left. Almost fell gettinâ in the car, too. That would have been a hoot with creme pie everywhere!â
She grinned impishly and for a moment looked like the child she really was.
I had one last question. âDid you see Ernest after that night?â
âNope.â
âHe didnât come in the coffee shop?â
âNope.â She shrugged back into her trench coat. âCan I go now?â
âDear, might I suggest that you not mention our little meeting to your Steve?â
Way to go, Mother!
âHah! And have to fork over my fifty? Damn right, I ainât gonna mention it. Well, thanks for the Perrier even though it tastes like horseâ¦humm, sorry. See ya.â
Cassie opened the door and let Deep slipped dramatically out into the night, then came and sat back down on the edge of her bed. I could tell the whole encounter had really gotten to her. I also knew she would not discuss her feelings in front of Mother. I decided to rescue her.
âLetâs push our beds together and have a midnight snack.â
Mother jumped up.
âGreat idea! Like a spend-the-night party. Lord, itâs been fifty years since my last one. Let me change and brush my teeth first.â
She busied about with her purchases and took some of them to the bathroom.
Cassie got up from the bed and knelt in front of me. She reached up and put her arms around my waist.
âMom, that poor girl.â
âI know, Cassie. I feel really sorry for her too, but thereâs nothing we can do. Her fate was sealed the day she was born.â
âThatâs what I mean. That could be me.â She looked up at me with tear-filled eyes.
âIf you werenât my mom and hadnât taken care of me like you did, I could have ended up like that.â
I could have lied and said, âNever,â or told her that she was too strong to follow that path, but the truth was I still believed it was luck. So I said, âAnd it could have been me as well, if it hadnât been for your grandmother. Weâve both been lucky. Weâve both been very cherished and very loved, and youâll pass that legacy on to your very lucky little girl.â
âPish and tush! Iâm going to be a wonderfully eccentric old spinster with one true and passionate love affair to remember.â
âWhat? And do me out of being a grandmother? You wicked, wicked, child.â
I kissed the top of her beautiful head and thanked God for our good fortune.
âNow grab your âfaux silkâ nightie and letâs heave and ho the beds. I bid on the middle!â
We sat in a circle in the middle of the three beds and noshed on the huge supply of junk food Mother had bought.
âWow, I havenât had so much food coloring, sorbitol, and sodium nitrate since my last Easter egg hunt. Feels great! Gives you a little buzz? Do you feel it, Gran?â
âUmmm, feels just like a sugar high. Pass the Cheetos please, Paisley. Iâm really put out with you for eating all the salt and vinegar chips. Iâve never had any. I was looking forward to a taste test.â
âIf I live through this debauchery, Iâll buy you some more
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