antiques collecting will keep readers engaged.â
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âTop pick! This snappy mystery has thrills, laugh-out-loud moments and amazingly real relationships.â
â Romantic Times BOOKreviews
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âThis is surely one of the funniest cozy series going.â
â Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
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âMarvelous dialogue, great characters, and a fine murder mystery.... I couldnât put [it] down.â
â Reviewing the Evidence
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Antiques Maul
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âCharming . . . laugh-out-loud funny.â
â Romantic Times
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âThe writers do a great job in developing the characters.â
â Reviewing the Evidence
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Antiques Roadkill
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âEngaging and utterly believable.â
âSara Paretsky
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âA terrific new series. Grab it up!â
â S.J. Rozan
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â[Readers] will love this down-to-earth heroine with the wry sense of humor and a big heart.â
â Nancy Pickard
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âFun from start to finish.â
â Laurien Berenson
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âFunny, witty, irreverent . . . the distinctive voice pulls you in and never lets you go.â
â T.J. MacGregor
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âHilarious.â
â Joan Hess
Also by Barbara Allan :
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ANTIQUES ROADKILL
ANTIQUES MAUL
ANTIQUES FLEE MARKET
ANTIQUES BIZARRE
ANTIQUES KNOCK-OFF
ANTIQUES DISPOSAL
ANTIQUES CHOP
ANTIQUES SLAY RIDE (e-novella)
ANTIQUES CON
ANTIQUES FRUITCAKE (e-novella)
ANTIQUES SWAP
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By Barbara Collins:
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TOO MANYTOMCATS
(short story collection)
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By Barbara and Max Allan Collins:
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REGENERATION
BOMBSHELL
MURDERâHIS AND HERS
(short story collection)
Antiques Fruitcake
A Trash ânâ Treasures Mystery
Barbara Allan
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Motherâs quote:
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If you poison us, do we not die?
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â The Merchant of Venice
Act Three, Scene One
Act One
Have Yourself a Merry Little Fruitcake
Christmas had come to Serenity, Iowa, the downtown windows decorated, lampposts wrapped in evergreen, shoppers laden with packages, snow dusting the sidewalks. Everyone in the land, or at least our little river town, was having a holly jolly holiday season . . . except me. Brandy Borne.
I was miserable.
Why? Because Mother had roped me into helping her with the annual Christmas play at the Playhouse.
( Mother to Brandy : Dear, your opening is a little cheerless for a Christmas story, donât you think?)
( Brandy to Mother : Itâs a Christmas story with a murder in it. What do you expect?)
( Mother to Brandy : What I expect isnât the issue. And, yes, the readers expect some mischief and mayhem. But what they donât expect is you throwing yourself a pity-party instead of a Christmas one. Are you current on your Prozac, dear?)
( Brandy to Mother : Are you current on your lithium?)
( Editor to Vivian and Brandy : Ladies, are we going to have an issue again with these asides?)
( Brandy to Editor : She started it.)
(Vivian to Editor: I think the asides add flavor! And character!)
( Editor to Vivian and Brandy : I think itâs annoying. And any further extracurricular squabbling between you two will be deleted from the text. But I must agree with Vivian. Brandy, please rewrite the opening.)
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Christmas had come to quaint Serenity, nestled along and above the banks of the mighty Mississippi like the star atop a tannenbaum. Ye olde Victorian shop windows were festively decorated, lampposts wrapped in evergreen, twinkling lights strung hither and yon, cheerful shoppers laden with colorful packages frolicking down snow-dusted sidewalks . . . and me?
Why, I was as rosy-cheeked as Old Saint Nick, feeling positively joyous. After all,
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