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here. I hoped he didnât know what Amy did for a living.
âOh, the usual. White T-shirt with something written on it and those tight blue jeans with flares and the faded stripes up the legs and over the arse cheeks where there should be back pockets.â
On reflection, a Neighbourhood Watch this observant might just be worth joining.
âCan you remember what was on the T-shirt?â
âYes I can, actually. It was âFuckâ but the letters were jumbled up.â
He meant âFCUKâ, or I hoped he did. I knew several taxi drivers who had had T-shirts made up with âFUCK OFFâ printed backwards so that drivers who cut them up could read it in their mirror and be afraid.
âShe had a bag as well, a big shoulder bag thing that looked as if it could carry the kitchen sink.â
âAnd you noticed her when?â
âFirst thing in the morning three days ago. She was hanging around behind some parked cars watching your house as I was going to work. Then I saw her that evening as I came home. Miss May was unloading some things from her Land Rover and there was the girl again, just down the street, watching her. She was there the next morning according to Mrs Cohen two properties to the west.â
I liked the âtwo properties to the westâ bit. Normal people would have said âtwo doors downâ, but this was Hampstead.
âSo you know Amy, do you?â I said with a smile.
âNot really, no. We did ask her to join the Watch when she first moved in here.â Then he added: âWhen she was living alone.â
âWhat did she say when you asked her to join the Watch?â
âShe laughed.â
Thatâs my girl.
âWas this young woman acting at all suspiciously? I mean, did she do anything that would be a cause for concern?â
Other than just be on a piece of pavement that you claim by divine right, I thought, but didnât say.
âMrs Cohen is quite firm about the fact that she saw the girl taking photographs of Miss May as she was leaving for work the other morning.â
He let the implication hang in the warm night air. Amy got up and went to work; I didnât.
âDid she follow Amy, when Amy went to work?â
âI have no idea where she went, but she left the area shortly after, in a taxi.â
âShe could be a journalist,â I said reasonably, and I could see that the prospect of that worried him more than a bus load of burglars or somebody organising a street party for the gay, black, disabled homeless.
âThatâs for the police â or you â to sort out. Now if youâll excuse me, I have some paperwork to finish.â
âOne last thing. Did you notice what sort of shoes she was wearing?â
He stared silently at me for a full minute before he closed the door in my face.
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I scoped the street before I went back into the house, hoping to spot a trenchcoated figure under one of the streetlights, a cigarette cupped in a curled hand, trilby brim snapped down over the eyes. But there wasnât a living soul in sight, not even a cat. They had probably all been rounded up by the Animal Branch of the Neighbourhood Watch. I had been right not to inflict a move here on Springsteen.
Which reminded me that I ought to check up on him.
Back indoors, I cracked another Leffe and phoned Stuart Street, knowing that Fenella would be the one sent to answer the house phone.
She said she had to be quick as she had three separate text chats going at the same time and sheâd broken two nails already that evening. Springsteen was still growling and moving about in reverse, but he was eating well and drinking a lot of water. I said that was a good sign, though I had no idea if it was or not, and that she should try him with some lean minced beef or lamb. Fenella made the âeeeuuuâ sound only teenage girls can really make and said that handling meat was going a bit far. I told
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