saying the names Hugh Jass and Oliver Closov and Mike Hawk. She didnât believe him when he tried to explain those ones either. Before this year I got a misbehaviour only twice. The first time was when I said whatever to a teacher when she told me that Iâd have to stay in at recess because I forgot to get my agenda signed to show that I did my homework even though she knew I did all my homework. I thought I had said it quietly enough, but I was wrong and had to go see Mr. Legacie. I actually like Principal Legacie. When heâs on lunch-hour duty he often asks me if I have any interesting animal facts to share. I can tell that heâs really interested because he asks questions about what Iâve said instead of just nodding his head and smiling like a lot of people do â including my mother sometimes. One day I told him all about barnacles, which stay attached in the same place for their whole lives. I wasnât sure if I should tell him about how they make babies since they donât move around, but I figured I would take a chance with Principal Legacie because Iâve never seen him look shocked or even surprised â I figure thatâs because of all the weird stuff he sees every day. So I told him that I read in a book that male barnacles have penises that are four times as long as their bodies and these come out of the shell and search around for a female nearby. Principal Legacie laughed, but then one kid started taking off his pants and he had to go stop him so we didnât get to talk about it more. But all that happened before this year. I have a feeling this will be the year of the misbehaviour for me, just like every year is for Bird. Thatâs because of what Bird and I are planning for Cuddles. At lunch, Bird and I went back to the big apple tree by Mr. Byersâ house and climbed up really high. Usually Bird tests out Mrs. Wardmanâs idea that something bad will happen to him if he goes past the place she told him he could go. So far heâs gotten about three math books away from the tree and nothing has happened to him yet. When he got past where he was supposed to be and then jumped back, he covered up his footprints by brushing a fir tree branch overthe snow and then he threw the branch away. He said that if the Crime Scene Investigation Unit came to the school to see who had been going past the line, they wouldnât be able to tell because all theyâd see were the tree branch marks. The tree branch wouldnât have any fingerprints on it because he was wearing wool mittens. They might find traces of wool on the branch but that wouldnât help them much since many of the other kids have wool mitts too. I told Bird that there might be eyewitnesses who saw me and him by the tree and that could lead to us being interviewed as suspects. But Bird said they wouldnât be able to hold us if they didnât have any evidence so he thinks weâre out of the woods, but really we were in the woods. I told Bird that they might be able to match up the wool they find on the tree branch with the wool on his mittens because no two pairs of mittens would be exactly the same. Bird said that if the CSI s show up at the school, heâll hide the mitts somewhere and put on his spare pair. I said, âBut where would you hide them on such short notice?â And he said he would just put them in some other kidâs pocket. I told him to put them in Lyleâs. But then I told Bird that flakes of his skin would be in the mittens and that the skin would be his DNA and not Lyleâs. He said, âOh.â I think Bird has decided to take his chances. Today Bird didnât try getting more than three books away from the line because he wasnât himself. He was worrying about taking his misbehaviour form home to his parents. His father said that the next time he got one, he would be in big, big trouble. Bird said that usually means that he wonât