indicated the riverfront area would be a good place to search next. Lieutenant Lopez and I had just walked out of Legion Headquarters to lead a column of tanks to the docks when Phil Coen of World News Tonight and his camera crew stopped me for an interview. “Major Czerinski, I am glad to have finally caught up with you,” said Coen, pleasantly. “Is it true you are arresting American citizens and turning them over to the spiders to be tortured or summarily executed? What ever happened to the Constitution and due process?” “I am not a cop,” I said. “The Legion has not arrested anyone.” “Is it true you burned down the homes of several of New Memphis’s leading citizens?” asked Coen. “Including the Mayor’s mansion?” “That was the Mayor’s Mansion?” I asked Lieutenant Lopez. “Is the Mayor on our list?” “Yes, sir,” answered Lieutenant Lopez. “Giuseppe Battaglia is near the top of the list.” “How do these people get elected?” I asked. “Oh well. Don’t worry. The Mayor is alive. He escaped out a tunnel and is hiding with his Mafia buddies down by the docks.” “Did you burn down a pizza parlor next door to the Sheriff’s Office?” asked Coen. “That was an accident,” said Lieutenant Lopez. “Someone left the gas on from one of the ovens.” “What proof do you have of any wrongdoing or Mafia involvement?” asked Coen. “Didn’t General Kalipetsis say just this week that the Mafia never got past Mars?” “As you know, the Emperor of Arthropoda was assassinated,” I explained. “There is evidence a conspiracy originated here in New Memphis. The spider Feet Commander demands that we arrest those responsible.” “Is it true the spiders allege the Emperor was assassinated by a conspiracy of sanitary engineers?” asked Coen. “How reliable can this information be, and should we trust their word on the matter?” “Shit happens,” said Lieutenant Lopez. “Garbage happens, too. Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.” “Critics in Congress have already questioned whether we have allowed the Legion to become a puppet of the Arthropodan Empire. Legionnaires arresting our own citizens and turning them over to certain death at the claws of the spiders smacks of a loss of sovereignty.” “Are we broadcasting live?” I asked. “What is the range of your broadcast?” “We are broadcasting to our satellite,” said Coen. “Then the feed goes planet-wide. Don’t you expect the citizens of New Memphis to resist your infringement on their Constitutional rights and your scrapping of the Bill of Rights in favor of knuckling under to the every whim of a maniacal spider Fleet Commander who once publicly stated that his ultimate goal is to sweep humanity from this part of the galaxy?” “Martial law has been declared,” I said. “It’s all legal. I would think the citizens of New Memphis would be tired by now of being ruled by Mafioso thugs that obviously rigged elections in the first place and treat the public treasury like it is their own private bank account.” “Your martial law is illegal,” insisted Coen. “You are just a Legion major. Where is General Kalipetsis? What does the Sheriff have to say about this outrage?” “Is the Sheriff on our list?” I asked Lieutenant Lopez, hoping. “Not yet,” said Lieutenant Lopez. “Do you want him added?” “Coen wants to know how the Sheriff feels about the martial law. Arrest Coen and his camera crew, and lock them up at the county jail,” I ordered. “That way he can interview the Sheriff in person.” “You can’t do this!” exclaimed Coen, as he was grabbed by Sergeant Green. “I will sue you for violating my First Amendment rights!” “My advice to you is never miss a good chance to shut up,” I said. “That should be somewhere in the Constitution, too.” As soon as the TV transmission was cut, General Kalipetsis called me on the radio. He had been watching